People I can do without
Esta es la lista de gente sin la cual podría seguir viviendo. Fue escrita por George Carlin hace más o menos 20 años y es bastante más larga, pero solo dejé las personas que aplican en mi caso.Está en inglés porque no tengo ganas de traducir. Bastante traduzco en el trabajo.
PEOPLE I CAN DO WITHOUT
- An airline pilot who has on 2 different shoes
- A proctologIst with poor depth perception
- A pimp who drives a toyota corolla
- A gynecologist who wants my girlfriend to have 3 or 4 drinks before the examination
- Anyone who mentions jesus more than 300 times in a two minute conversation
- A dentist with blood on his hair
- Any woman whose hobby is breast-feeding zoo animals
- A funeral director who says 'hope to see you folks again really soon!'
- Girls who get drunk and throw up at breakfast
- A man with only one lip
- A boy-scout master who owns a dildo shop
- Any lawyer who refers to the police as 'the federales'
- A cross-eyed nun with a bullwhip and a bottle of gin
- A brain surgeon with 'born 2 lose' tattoed on his hands
- Couples whose children's names all start with the same initials
- A man in a hospital gown directing traffic
- Any man whose arm hair completely covers his wrist watch
- A stranger on the train who wants to tell me about their bowel movements
- A crying woman with a harpoon gun entering a bar
- Any man with a birthmark shaped like a hypodermic needle
- A priest with an eyepatch and a limp who's selling crosses.
- Any woman who repeatedly gives me a high five during sex
- Any guy named "Dogmeat" whose body has over six square feet of scar tissue
- Anyone who refers to Charles Manson as 'Chuck'
- A retarded twelve-year-old who carries more than six boxes of matches
- Any man who gives himself an enema. On the rocks
- A flat-chested woman wearing a "Foxy Lady" t-shirt
Cuando encuentre la forma de reducir la lista de gente que debería morir de GC, la posteo.
No saludo para año nuevo, asi que ahí se ven.
Etiquetas: Lists, Stuff to read, Stupid people
posted by Fernando @ 11:06
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